The Confederation of Inner Mations Aststan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.974 billion Inner Mations Aststanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orley. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Mations Aststanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,813 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 240,987 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Mations Aststan's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inner Mations Aststan is ranked 223^rd in the world and 2^nd in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 147.86 average smiles per day.